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Jay Burns Jay was born and raised right here in the heart of East Tennessee. An overachiever from birth, and a meticulous housekeeper until death, Jay is the straight-man to Twinkie's slapstick. Without Mr. Burns, The Club would likely have remained perpetually dirty and messy, and without his Chevy Blazer, many of our ass-kicking backwoods outings would have been impossible. Jay was the key-figure in our road sign stealing crime-spree, which wound up causing quite a bit of trouble, seeing as how his father is the town sherrif. (Needless to say, we put all the signs back up.) Jay graduated co-valedictorian from our high school, and now attends The University of Tennessee, where he can be found leading "The A-Team" in his Army ROTC classs or thinking up some philosophical nonsense. Jay is also known as The Executive Branch of The Club. |
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Shain "Twinkie" Johnson What can you say about a guy like Twinkie? Born somewhere in Virginia, he later emigrated to Tennessee, and the rest is history. I've seen Shain put lab chemicals in his mouth, lick dirty windshields, and take shot after shot of vinegar- and then fill his mouth up with baking soda and do it again. Twinkie has, undoubtedly, provided some of The Club's most memorable moments and produced enough stories for us to tell for many years. From the time I set him on fire to the time he set himself on fire, from the Twinkmobile to The New Twinkmobile to The New New Twinkmobile, there was always something entertaining happening around Shain. After graduation, Twinkie entered The United States Air Force, and he is currently sitting on his thumbs watching a bunch of nuclear missles in the middle of Montana. Shain is also known as The Legislative Branch of The Club. |
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Chris Echols Well, as for myself, there isn't much to tell. I was born in sun-soaked, crime-ridden Florida, and moved to the beautiful mountains of East Tennessee when I was nine. I suppose I was the middle man in most of The Club's activities- usually trying to talk the other two out of things that were too ludicrous, and usually winding up going along with them anyway. I don't have Jay's brains, and I don't have Shain's personality, but I'm some kind of halfway point. After graduation, I spent a year at UT, thought I was going to lose my mind, dropped out, and wound up going to school at Tusculum College here in Greeneville. My family opened a business, and almost a year later, we had to close it. Now I am starting a company of my own, and my life consists of school and working. Someday, I'll get out of here and start doing something worthwhile, like making wildlife films. I am known as The Judicial Branch of The Club. |
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